chikita mania

Hello, This is my best white friend Cassie Neill aka the boat whore! haha! kidding! So I met Cassie back in 2006 in English class! First off, i decided to blog about her because shes the most funniest bitch you'll ever meet. Shes soo loud..and i mean LOUD! she got me in shit for being loud!!! yeah me getting in shit-- i know! anyways... I met her back in English class and omg! I thought she was a mom with 3 kids!!! not knowing shes a fucking hoe whose a year older than me! haha! She thought i was a creepy Asian chick! what a bitch! hahaha. Getting high with Cassie is like getting high with a laughing gas on! you will just never stop laughing! seriously. NEVER! So we make fun of people in our class. We called this guy "pills" because he looks like Pillsbury dough boy i mean literally! His plae white, fat, and bitchy. Like he said "you have to flavour the stock...TRUST ME" oh by the way his name is "josh". Next victim: Martin. This guy is a pure spanish guy at heart and i mean he moves his hips like a latino who dances for money, we call him "salsa boy" or "Chico loco" hahaha! This guy liked me... but fell for Cassie 'cause im such a cupid. We have more men. We freaking rocked every cooking class! she had "steel hands moth fucka" and i had the garnishing skills and teachers loves our laughs and giggles! We were the life of every demo! hahaha! So guess whats our song: The way I are...yea we rocked to that! and we would sing on the subway and dance at HMV. we were crazy! Even the Asians here at Sauga thinks shes a funky person (good thing). Stop hanging with my people! But shes cool...she just doesn't live in a cool city. etobz...pshh.



"2 birds on stone" -Cassie N.